(Source: memewhore, via thatfunnyblog)

Assholes.

It takes a special kind of asshole to dump a girl over the phone while she’s at work with the phrase “you’re not what I want anymore.”

clamjob:

how to sext

(via spookyghostdrainage)

rubyreed:

Me.

(Source: ehyri)

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

(Source: deteitte, via nirv-asana)

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(Source: itssexualhour, via nirv-asana)

brownglucose:

out-nerd-myself:

RETTA IS MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET YOU HAVE NO IDEA 

LOL

(Source: unignorable, via nirv-asana)

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brownglucose:

out-nerd-myself:

RETTA IS MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET YOU HAVE NO IDEA 

LOL

(Source: unignorable, via nirv-asana)

dannielleeeee:

Me in every single way

(via that-healthy-fitness-blog)

Oh, #tofucunt

My manager deleted all the girls in our store from all her social media. Guess someone’s jealous.