Anonymous:
When was the last time you had sex?

rubyreed:

I legitimately don’t even remember. 

I had some bacon cheese dip today though. That’s pretty close.

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pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

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pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

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Welcome to my life.

It’s 2am and I’m being cockblocked by my boyfriend and his roommate fighting over Batman: The Animated Series.

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

nottoooldfordisney:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

macklebeth

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