When was the last time you had sex?
I legitimately don’t even remember.
I had some bacon cheese dip today though. That’s pretty close.
Welcome to my life.
It’s 2am and I’m being cockblocked by my boyfriend and his roommate fighting over Batman: The Animated Series.
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”